conversation overheard/eaves dropped next to my local cafe: large guy says to his large guy friend: “check out that guys abs, wouldn’t mind looking like that”, friends response: “me too mate, but it would mean that we would both have to stop smoking, stop drinking every night and stop eating shit all the time”, mate says (whist dragging on his ciggie) “ah yes, too true mate” both laugh and carry on with their smoke. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…………